| 2024-11-18 20:10:25November 18, 2024 | Lunar Assassins | - | Hot Mess Express | 20:10:258:10 pm | N/A |
| 2024-11-11 20:10:04November 11, 2024 | Hot Mess Express | 3 - 3 | Snowflake Killas | 20:10:048:10 pm | N/A |
| 2024-11-04 19:20:48November 4, 2024 | Rona FC | 2 - 1 | Hot Mess Express | 19:20:487:20 pm | N/A |
| 2024-10-28 20:10:30October 28, 2024 | Beginner’s Luck | 4 - 2 | Hot Mess Express | 20:10:308:10 pm | N/A |
| 2024-10-21 21:00:59October 21, 2024 | Hot Mess Express | 1 - 2 | Sons of Pitches FC | 21:00:599:00 pm | N/A |
| 2024-09-30 21:00:00September 30, 2024 | United Nations | 2 - 0 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:009:00 pm | N/A |
| 2024-09-23 18:30:08September 23, 2024 | Hot Mess Express | 1 - 2 | Beginner’s Luck | 18:30:086:30 pm | N/A |
| 2024-09-16 18:30:01September 16, 2024 | Hot Mess Express | 3 - 1 | Celtic | 18:30:016:30 pm | N/A |
| 2024-08-26 20:10:22August 26, 2024 | Llamas Llocas | 2 - 1 | Hot Mess Express | 20:10:228:10 pm | N/A |
| 2024-08-19 21:00:49August 19, 2024 | Fighting Gengars | 0 - 2 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:499:00 pm | N/A |
| 2024-08-12 19:20:37August 12, 2024 | United Nations | 2 - 2 | Hot Mess Express | 19:20:377:20 pm | N/A |
| 2024-07-29 20:10:39July 29, 2024 | Sons of Pitches FC | 5 - 2 | Hot Mess Express | 20:10:398:10 pm | N/A |
| 2024-07-22 21:00:21July 22, 2024 | Leviathan Wakes | 1 - 2 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:219:00 pm | N/A |
| 2024-06-17 19:12:16June 17, 2024 | Hot Mess Express | - | Hot Mess Express | 19:12:16TBD | N/A |
| 2024-06-03 19:50:00June 3, 2024 | Hot Mess Express | 0 - 1 | Sons of Pitches FC | 19:50:007:50 pm | N/A |
| 2024-05-13 21:00:31May 13, 2024 | Hot Mess Express | 1 - 1 | United Nations | 21:00:319:00 pm | N/A |
| 2024-05-06 20:15:19May 6, 2024 | Hot Mess Express | 1 - 2 | Celtic | 20:15:198:15 pm | N/A |
| 2024-04-29 21:00:58April 29, 2024 | Sons of Pitches FC | 1 - 2 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:589:00 pm | N/A |
| 2024-04-22 20:15:23April 22, 2024 | Hot Mess Express | 2 - 1 | Beginner’s Luck | 20:15:238:15 pm | N/A |
| 2024-04-08 21:00:41April 8, 2024 | Hot Mess Express | 2 - 1 | Llamas Llocas | 21:00:419:00 pm | N/A |
| 2024-04-01 20:15:05April 1, 2024 | Hot Mess Express | 1 - 1 | Team Backheel | 20:15:058:15 pm | N/A |
| 2024-03-25 21:00:33March 25, 2024 | Fighting Gengars | 0 - 0 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:339:00 pm | N/A |
| 2024-03-18 19:30:00March 18, 2024 | Llamas Llocas | 3 - 2 | Hot Mess Express | 19:30:00TBD | N/A |
| 2024-03-11 21:00:00March 11, 2024 | Celtic | 1 - 5 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:009:00 pm | N/A |
| 2024-02-26 19:30:10February 26, 2024 | Leviathan Wakes | 1 - 1 | Hot Mess Express | 19:30:107:30 pm | N/A |
| 2024-02-19 20:15:50February 19, 2024 | Sons of Pitches FC | 2 - 4 | Hot Mess Express | 20:15:508:15 pm | N/A |
| 2024-02-12 21:00:44February 12, 2024 | United Nations | 1 - 3 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:449:00 pm | N/A |
| 2024-02-05 21:00:26February 5, 2024 | Hot Mess Express | 3 - 4 | Celtic | 21:00:269:00 pm | N/A |
| 2024-02-05 20:15:32February 5, 2024 | Hot Mess Express | 2 - 2 | Llamas Llocas | 20:15:328:15 pm | N/A |
| 2024-01-29 21:00:40January 29, 2024 | Rona FC | 1 - 2 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:409:00 pm | N/A |
| 2024-01-22 21:00:38January 22, 2024 | Fighting Gengars | 2 - 2 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:389:00 pm | N/A |
| 2024-01-08 20:15:57January 8, 2024 | Leviathan Wakes | 1 - 0 | Hot Mess Express | 20:15:578:15 pm | N/A |
| 2023-12-18 20:15:30December 18, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 1 - 0 | United Nations | 20:15:308:15 pm | N/A |
| 2023-12-11 21:00:57December 11, 2023 | Celtic | 2 - 3 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:579:00 pm | N/A |
| 2023-12-04 20:15:41December 4, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 0 - 2 | Sons of Pitches FC | 20:15:418:15 pm | N/A |
| 2023-11-27 21:00:00November 27, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 4 - 3 | Leviathan Wakes | 21:00:009:00 pm | N/A |
| 2023-11-13 21:00:14November 13, 2023 | Fighting Gengars | 2 - 3 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:149:00 pm | N/A |
| 2023-11-06 20:15:16November 6, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 3 - 2 | Blaze | 20:15:168:15 pm | N/A |
| 2023-10-30 19:30:33October 30, 2023 | Llamas Llocas | 3 - 0 | Hot Mess Express | 19:30:337:30 pm | N/A |
| 2023-10-23 21:00:24October 23, 2023 | Inter Real Hustlers FC*C | 1 - 2 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:249:00 pm | N/A |
| 2023-10-16 21:00:49October 16, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 1 - 1 | United Nations | 21:00:499:00 pm | N/A |
| 2023-10-09 19:30:05October 9, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 2 - 3 | Celtic | 19:30:057:30 pm | N/A |
| 2023-10-02 21:00:51October 2, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 1 - 4 | Sons of Pitches FC | 21:00:519:00 pm | N/A |
| 2023-09-18 20:45:19September 18, 2023 | Llamas Llocas | 3 - 0 | Hot Mess Express | 20:45:198:45 pm | N/A |
| 2023-09-18 20:00:41September 18, 2023 | United Nations | 2 - 0 | Hot Mess Express | 20:00:418:00 pm | N/A |
| 2023-08-21 21:00:34August 21, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 1 - 3 | Celtic | 21:00:349:00 pm | N/A |
| 2023-08-21 20:15:37August 21, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 2 - 0 | Leviathan Wakes | 20:15:378:15 pm | N/A |
| 2023-08-07 20:15:54August 7, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 2 - 0 | Fighting Gengars | 20:15:548:15 pm | N/A |
| 2023-07-24 20:00:55July 24, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 3 - 3 | Blaze | 20:00:558:00 pm | N/A |
| 2023-06-12 20:15:20June 12, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 1 - 2 | Sons of Pitches FC | 20:15:208:15 pm | N/A |
| 2023-06-05 20:15:58June 5, 2023 | Blaze | 0 - 2 | Hot Mess Express | 20:15:588:15 pm | N/A |
| 2023-05-15 21:00:16May 15, 2023 | Sons of Pitches FC | 2 - 4 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:169:00 pm | N/A |
| 2023-05-08 21:00:35May 8, 2023 | Leviathan Wakes | 0 - 0 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:359:00 pm | N/A |
| 2023-05-01 20:15:12May 1, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 1 - 2 | Fighting Gengars | 20:15:128:15 pm | N/A |
| 2023-04-17 21:00:30April 17, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 0 - 3 | United Nations | 21:00:309:00 pm | N/A |
| 2023-04-10 21:00:24April 10, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 0 - 2 | Celtic | 21:00:249:00 pm | N/A |
| 2023-04-03 21:00:01April 3, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 2 - 0 | Llamas Llocas | 21:00:019:00 pm | N/A |
| 2023-03-27 20:15:18March 27, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 2 - 1 | Leviathan Wakes | 20:15:188:15 pm | N/A |
| 2023-03-20 20:45:53March 20, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 2 - 0 | SCFD Fire*R | 20:45:538:45 pm | N/A |
| 2023-03-13 19:45:12March 13, 2023 | Leviathan Wakes | 0 - 0 | Hot Mess Express | 19:45:127:45 pm | N/A |
| 2023-02-27 20:00:13February 27, 2023 | SCFD Fire*R | 3 - 3 | Hot Mess Express | 20:00:138:00 pm | N/A |
| 2023-02-20 20:45:26February 20, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 0 - 1 | Purple Heart*I | 20:45:268:45 pm | N/A |
| 2023-02-13 20:00:40February 13, 2023 | Red Devils | 1 - 0 | Hot Mess Express | 20:00:408:00 pm | N/A |
| 2023-02-06 20:45:54February 6, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 3 - 0 | Fighting Gengars | 20:45:548:45 pm | N/A |
| 2023-01-30 20:00:02January 30, 2023 | Hot Mess Express | 2 - 1 | Blaze | 20:00:028:00 pm | N/A |
| 2023-01-23 20:00:43January 23, 2023 | Celtic | 5 - 1 | Hot Mess Express | 20:00:438:00 pm | N/A |
| 2022-12-19 19:00:50December 19, 2022 | Hot Mess Express | 0 - 2 | Blaze | 19:00:507:00 pm | N/A |
| 2022-12-12 20:45:58December 12, 2022 | Hot Mess Express | 0 - 2 | Team Backheel | 20:45:588:45 pm | N/A |
| 2022-12-12 20:00:55December 12, 2022 | Hot Mess Express | 0 - 2 | Wally’s FC*R | 20:00:558:00 pm | N/A |
| 2022-12-05 20:00:18December 5, 2022 | Hot Mess Express | 2 - 0 | Blaze | 20:00:188:00 pm | N/A |
| 2022-11-28 21:00:11November 28, 2022 | Hot Mess Express | 9 - 1 | Flint Tropics FC*R | 21:00:119:00 pm | N/A |
| 2022-11-07 21:00:02November 7, 2022 | Hot Mess Express | 2 - 2 | Leviathan Wakes | 21:00:029:00 pm | N/A |
| 2022-10-31 19:50:11October 31, 2022 | Llamas Llocas | 1 - 0 | Hot Mess Express | 19:50:117:50 pm | N/A |
| 2022-10-24 19:50:49October 24, 2022 | Seaside Stranglers*C | 1 - 0 | Hot Mess Express | 19:50:497:50 pm | N/A |
| 2022-10-10 20:15:17October 10, 2022 | Team Backheel | 2 - 1 | Hot Mess Express | 20:15:178:15 pm | N/A |
| 2022-10-03 21:00:59October 3, 2022 | Seaside Stranglers*C | 1 - 0 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:599:00 pm | N/A |
| 2022-09-26 20:15:20September 26, 2022 | Team Backheel | 1 - 3 | Hot Mess Express | 20:15:208:15 pm | N/A |
| 2022-09-12 19:30:31September 12, 2022 | Hot Mess Express | 1 - 3 | Llamas Llocas | 19:30:317:30 pm | N/A |
| 2022-08-15 21:00:14August 15, 2022 | Red Devils | 4 - 0 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:149:00 pm | N/A |
| 2022-08-08 20:15:48August 8, 2022 | Rona FC | 0 - 2 | Hot Mess Express | 20:15:488:15 pm | N/A |
| 2022-08-01 21:00:59August 1, 2022 | Hot Mess Express | 1 - 3 | Wally’s FC*R | 21:00:599:00 pm | N/A |
| 2022-07-25 21:00:14July 25, 2022 | Hot Mess Express | 1 - 2 | Flint Tropics FC*R | 21:00:149:00 pm | N/A |
| 2022-07-05 21:00:57July 5, 2022 | Rage Cage | 2 - 1 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:579:00 pm | N/A |
| 2022-06-21 20:50:20June 21, 2022 | Think Craft Media | 1 - 2 | Hot Mess Express | 20:50:208:50 pm | N/A |
| 2022-06-14 21:00:31June 14, 2022 | Ocity*R | 0 - 3 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:319:00 pm | N/A |
| 2022-06-07 20:45:08June 7, 2022 | Hot Mess Express | 1 - 0 | Netflix & Chiellini*R | 20:45:088:45 pm | N/A |
| 2022-05-31 21:00:28May 31, 2022 | Hot Mess Express | 3 - 0 | Multiple Scoregasms*R | 21:00:289:00 pm | N/A |
| 2022-05-24 18:45:22May 24, 2022 | Appletinis | 3 - 0 | Hot Mess Express | 18:45:226:45 pm | N/A |
| 2022-05-10 19:15:43May 10, 2022 | Hot Mess Express | 0 - 0 | Netflix & Chiellini*R | 19:15:437:15 pm | N/A |
| 2022-05-03 19:15:20May 3, 2022 | Hot Mess Express | 1 - 1 | Blues Clues | 19:15:207:15 pm | N/A |
| 2022-04-26 21:00:14April 26, 2022 | Ocity*R | 1 - 3 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:149:00 pm | N/A |
| 2022-04-19 20:15:07April 19, 2022 | Hot Mess Express | 1 - 3 | Think Craft Media | 20:15:078:15 pm | N/A |
| 2022-03-30 20:40:16March 30, 2022 | Follow the Yellow Card Road*R | 3 - 0 | Hot Mess Express | 20:40:168:40 pm | N/A |
| 2022-03-22 21:00:54March 22, 2022 | Hot Mess Express | 1 - 1 | Back That Pass Up*C | 21:00:549:00 pm | N/A |
| 2022-03-15 20:15:50March 15, 2022 | Hot Mess Express | 1 - 0 | Blues Clues | 20:15:508:15 pm | N/A |
| 2022-03-08 21:00:52March 8, 2022 | Hot Mess Express | 1 - 0 | Think Craft Media | 21:00:529:00 pm | N/A |
| 2022-02-22 21:00:48February 22, 2022 | Hot Mess Express | 2 - 0 | Wolves FC | 21:00:489:00 pm | N/A |
| 2022-02-15 19:30:25February 15, 2022 | Hot Mess Express | 2 - 0 | Netflix & Chiellini*R | 19:30:257:30 pm | N/A |
| 2022-02-01 19:30:35February 1, 2022 | About To Get Messi | 0 - 0 | Hot Mess Express | 19:30:357:30 pm | N/A |
| 2022-01-18 19:30:26January 18, 2022 | Hot Mess Express | 0 - 2 | Appletinis | 19:30:267:30 pm | N/A |
| 2021-10-12 20:15:18October 12, 2021 | Jess-In-Time*R | - | Hot Mess Express | 20:15:188:15 pm | N/A |
| 2021-10-05 21:00:21October 5, 2021 | About To Get Messi | 0 - 3 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:219:00 pm | N/A |
| 2021-09-28 21:00:27September 28, 2021 | Jess-In-Time*R | 5 - 2 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:279:00 pm | N/A |
| 2021-09-21 21:00:09September 21, 2021 | Hot Mess Express | 2 - 0 | Blues Clues | 21:00:099:00 pm | N/A |
| 2021-09-14 20:15:18September 14, 2021 | Appletinis | 2 - 0 | Hot Mess Express | 20:15:188:15 pm | N/A |
| 2021-08-31 21:00:38August 31, 2021 | Central Florida Flamingos*R | 2 - 0 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:389:00 pm | N/A |
| 2021-08-10 20:15:38August 10, 2021 | Hot Mess Express | 3 - 1 | Blues Clues | 20:15:388:15 pm | N/A |
| 2021-08-03 21:00:52August 3, 2021 | Hot Mess Express | 2 - 2 | Wolves FC | 21:00:529:00 pm | N/A |
| 2021-07-27 20:40:01July 27, 2021 | Alpha Squad*R | 2 - 0 | Hot Mess Express | 20:40:018:40 pm | N/A |
| 2021-07-06 21:00:20July 6, 2021 | Follow the Yellow Card Road*R | 10 - 1 | Hot Mess Express | 21:00:209:00 pm | N/A |
| 2021-07-06 20:15:40July 6, 2021 | Flint Tropics*C | 3 - 4 | Hot Mess Express | 20:15:408:15 pm | N/A |
| 2021-06-08 20:40:09June 8, 2021 | Flint Tropics*C | 2 - 3 | Hot Mess Express | 20:40:098:40 pm | N/A |
| 2021-06-01 20:40:45June 1, 2021 | Hot Mess Express | 3 - 3 | Appletinis | 20:40:458:40 pm | N/A |
| 2021-05-25 21:00:05May 25, 2021 | Hot Mess Express | 0 - 7 | Iguanas Marinas*C | 21:00:059:00 pm | N/A |
| 2021-05-18 20:40:44May 18, 2021 | Hot Mess Express | 0 - 8 | Blues Clues | 20:40:448:40 pm | N/A |
| 2021-05-11 19:00:06May 11, 2021 | Alpha Squad*R | 3 - 2 | Hot Mess Express | 19:00:067:00 pm | N/A |
| 2021-05-04 19:00:31May 4, 2021 | Hot Mess Express | 0 - 4 | Flint Tropics*C | 19:00:317:00 pm | N/A |
| 2021-04-27 20:40:57April 27, 2021 | Samba Kings & Queens*R | 7 - 0 | Hot Mess Express | 20:40:578:40 pm | N/A |
